She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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