I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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