brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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