Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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