Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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