My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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