I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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