please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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