Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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