My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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