Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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