I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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