I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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