He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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