I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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