Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
please don't ironically join a cult
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