Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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