Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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