? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize