Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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