Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
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Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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