How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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