Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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