Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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