the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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