are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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You tried paying your tab with the coaster
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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