Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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