I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
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I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize