if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Randomize
