i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
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No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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