Sacagawea was the original milf.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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