He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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