i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
They are going to name an STD after you.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
