your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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