You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
