he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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