Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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