so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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