Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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