I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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