remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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