She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Text me some of your sweat
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
