I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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