I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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