I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
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