Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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