We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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