Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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