oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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