am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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