the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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