Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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