She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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