and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Randomize
