My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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