i just had sex bonerless
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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