Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
she told me i tasted like america
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He did a backflip because drugs
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